The Formidable Force
TRUTH.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

lolclarkkent:

Like It Did to Me

and i couldn’t agree more…

lolclarkkent:

Like It Did to Me


and i couldn’t agree more…

I need a British, Russian, German, or Irish penpal…

So its weird…

i’ve been wanting to exchange “snail mail” with people in Europe. i tried a few different pen pal sites, and they sucked. i’m not looking for dating, gosh. deff not THAT lonely. no offense. i just wanted to have cool “old school mail” buddies with whom i can exhcange cool cultural blah blah blahs. anyways. yeah. i found two, but they’re like my email pen pals now. its cool, but it sucks because I WANT TO SEND FREEEEGGGIINNN LETTERS TO PEOPLE IN EUROPE THROUGH MY MAIL BOX. oh cool, an international piece of paper with interesting words on it from an aquaintance that i aquired half way accross the world just came in to my mailbox today! man, i can’t wait till i can say that. not that i’ll probably use those exact words. anyways, enough ranting for the night. i’m turning in.

Good night, dearest tumblr world.

One of the hardest lessons for me to learn in 2011:
All friendships come to an end.This is a picture of me being awesome with my ex-best friend. I think it totally sucks. Why? Cuz bros over hoes! And not to be mean or anything, his chick isn’t really a hoe, and i’m not technically a dude, but it sucks when your friends get involved with someone and stop talking to you or hanging out. What’s up with that? i guess it just shows they weren’t really your friend in the first place. or do you think that for a while they were? maybe friendships just fade away. its sad how people suck these days. anyways, i’m over it. at least i got a few legit fotos out of the friendship. such as this one. hahaha
I’m not too sure if that’s looking on the bright side or not, but hey… i’m not too sure what my point was… hahaha

One of the hardest lessons for me to learn in 2011:

All friendships come to an end.
This is a picture of me being awesome with my ex-best friend. I think it totally sucks. Why? Cuz bros over hoes! And not to be mean or anything, his chick isn’t really a hoe, and i’m not technically a dude, but it sucks when your friends get involved with someone and stop talking to you or hanging out. What’s up with that? i guess it just shows they weren’t really your friend in the first place. or do you think that for a while they were? maybe friendships just fade away. its sad how people suck these days. anyways, i’m over it. at least i got a few legit fotos out of the friendship. such as this one. hahaha

I’m not too sure if that’s looking on the bright side or not, but hey… i’m not too sure what my point was… hahaha

I need to get a job…

i want a subscription to DC comics for the superman comics.

so legit.

NEED! NEED! NEED!

RUPERT GRINT

oh my gosh my mind just blew up.

how can one person be SO HOTT?

all i know is im dreaming of him tonight ;D

500 days of summer

i’ve been wanting to watch this movie for quite a while, and then today, i watched it. its a weird concept. if you think about something long enough, eventually you get around to doing it. anywho. since the unlimited streaming selection of netflix movies is VERY VERY limited, i went on letmewatchthis.com, which isn’t as awesome as it used to be. After a dozen websites which SUCKED, i finally got to watch the movie on novamov.com so that was really cool. it was a really good movie. it was sad, and i really didnt like the girl at the end of the movie, or zoey’s role. whatever. i really liked the movie and now i have to save up money and buy it. ive been on a movie binge. and now i have to go shower because it’s late and i must get up early in the morrow to go to Church.

Good night fellow Tumblees.

WOW.
Found this in the spice cupboard.
No wonder my mom’s cooking is SO good…

WOW.

Found this in the spice cupboard.

No wonder my mom’s cooking is SO good…

I like to dress up…
i know i’m weird and its awkward that i like to wear silly costumes, but THEY’RE NOT SILLY COSTUMES. i’m totally a real life super hero… i just haven’t developed my powers yet… one of these days i’m making my own suit….
and i still think this is a pretty cool picture XD

I like to dress up…

i know i’m weird and its awkward that i like to wear silly costumes, but THEY’RE NOT SILLY COSTUMES. i’m totally a real life super hero… i just haven’t developed my powers yet… one of these days i’m making my own suit….


and i still think this is a pretty cool picture XD

Breakfast!

Apple pie and peppermint ice cream :)

When i was a little kid, i knew days like these would come.

Just one of the perks of growing up: i can act like a kid whenever i want. Hahaha

ubermensch-noshember:

FIVE O’CLOCK SHADOW!
from no shave novemberto raise funds for the PCF (prostate cancer foundation)
it’s been a bit itchy as it came in.
if i can get 100 people to donate a dollar each, all of which goes directly to the PCF, we will be one step closer to changing the world and making a difference. Please support the dream of helping others, and their dream of overcoming prostate cancer. Thank you for your help, and your compassionate heart, as well as your prayers and your donations! :D
click on the picture to donate a dollar! (or, if it’s not working, the shortened link under/next to the picture) Thanks again!

ubermensch-noshember:

FIVE O’CLOCK SHADOW!

from no shave november
to raise funds for the PCF (prostate cancer foundation)

it’s been a bit itchy as it came in.

if i can get 100 people to donate a dollar each, all of which goes directly to the PCF, we will be one step closer to changing the world and making a difference. Please support the dream of helping others, and their dream of overcoming prostate cancer. Thank you for your help, and your compassionate heart, as well as your prayers and your donations! :D


click on the picture to donate a dollar! (or, if it’s not working, the shortened link under/next to the picture) Thanks again!

That Awkward moment

when people are offended by your jokes. Well, i’m sorry you were offended… i can buy you a sense of humor if you want.

here’s a little update on noshember :)ubermensch-noshember:

FIVE O’CLOCK SHADOW!
from no shave novemberto raise funds for the PCF (prostate cancer foundation)
if i can get 300 people to donate a dollar each, all of which goes directly to the PCF, we will be one step closer to changing the world and making a difference. Please support my dream of helping others, and their dream of overcoming prostate cancer. Thank you for your help, and your compassionate heart, as well as your prayers and your donations! :D
click on the picture to donate a dollar! (or, if it’s not working, the shortened link under/next to the picture) Thanks again!

here’s a little update on noshember :)
ubermensch-noshember:

FIVE O’CLOCK SHADOW!

from no shave november
to raise funds for the PCF (prostate cancer foundation)

if i can get 300 people to donate a dollar each, all of which goes directly to the PCF, we will be one step closer to changing the world and making a difference. Please support my dream of helping others, and their dream of overcoming prostate cancer. Thank you for your help, and your compassionate heart, as well as your prayers and your donations! :D


click on the picture to donate a dollar! (or, if it’s not working, the shortened link under/next to the picture) Thanks again!

Can someone PLEASE get me a great dane puppy or two? <3

Can someone PLEASE get me a great dane puppy or two? <3